36_a_paulfellows
I think this is actually my computer, I can tell it's mine because it's got red stickies on some of the function keys, to change the names of what those buttons did, because the keyboard was designed for ARX and had some weird buttons on it that nobody ever knew what they were supposed to do, so we stuck some labels on, I think it was Tipex on this one to make it more appropriate.

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arc(r_0036_0002__think,r_0036_0001__I,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0002__think,r_0036_0004__is,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0002__think,r_0036_0015__because,prn).
arc(r_0036_0004__is,r_0036_0003__this,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0004__is,r_0036_0005__actually,nim).
arc(r_0036_0004__is,r_0036_0007__computer,prd).
arc(r_0036_0007__computer,r_0036_0001__I,gen).
arc(r_0036_0010__can,r_0036_0011__tell,keep_scope).
arc(r_0036_0011__tell,r_0036_0001__I,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0011__tell,r_0036_0013___apos_s,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0013___apos_s,r_0036_0012__it,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0013___apos_s,z_0036_5070,prd).
arc(r_0036_0015__because,r_0036_0010__can,scope_).
arc(r_0036_0015__because,r_0036_0038__because,restriction_).
arc(r_0036_0017___apos_s,r_0036_1001____star__,keep_scope).
arc(r_0036_0018__got,r_0036_0016__it,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0018__got,r_0036_0020__stickies,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0020__stickies,r_0036_0019__red,attrib).
arc(r_0036_0020__stickies,r_0036_0022__some,r_0036_0021__on).
arc(r_0036_0022__some,r_0036_0024__the_r_0036_0025__function_r_0036_0026__keys,r_0036_0023__of).
arc(r_0036_0029__change,r_0036_0020__stickies,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0029__change,r_0036_0030__the_r_0036_0031__names,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0030__the_r_0036_0031__names,r_0036_0033__what,r_0036_0032__of).
arc(r_0036_0036__did,r_0036_0033__what,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0036__did,r_0036_0034__those_r_0036_0035__buttons,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0038__because,r_0036_0017___apos_s,scope_).
arc(r_0036_0038__because,r_0036_0045__and,restriction_).
arc(r_0036_0041__was,r_0036_0042__designed,keep_scope).
arc(r_0036_0042__designed,r_0036_0039__the_r_0036_0040__keyboard,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0042__designed,r_0036_0044__ARX,r_0036_0043__for__nim).
arc(r_0036_0042__designed,star_z_0036_5012,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0045__and,r_0036_0041__was,coord_conj1).
arc(r_0036_0045__and,r_0036_0046__had,coord_conj2).
arc(r_0036_0046__had,r_0036_0039__the_r_0036_0040__keyboard,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0046__had,r_0036_0047__some_r_0036_0049__buttons,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0047__some_r_0036_0049__buttons,r_0036_0039__the_r_0036_0040__keyboard,r_0036_0050__on).
arc(r_0036_0047__some_r_0036_0049__buttons,r_0036_0048__weird,attrib).
arc(r_0036_0053__nobody__quant,r_0036_0055__knew,scope).
arc(r_0036_0053__nobody__quant,z_0036_5020,restriction).
arc(r_0036_0055__knew,r_0036_0054__ever,qual).
arc(r_0036_0055__knew,r_0036_0058__were,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0055__knew,z_0036_5020,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0055__knew,z_0036_5033,prn).
arc(r_0036_0058__were,r_0036_0059__supposed,keep_scope).
arc(r_0036_0059__supposed,r_0036_0047__some_r_0036_0049__buttons,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0059__supposed,r_0036_0061__do,prd).
arc(r_0036_0059__supposed,star_z_0036_5029,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0061__do,r_0036_0056__what,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0061__do,z_0036_5027,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0065__stuck,r_0036_0063__so,qual).
arc(r_0036_0065__stuck,r_0036_0064__we,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0065__stuck,r_0036_0066__some_r_0036_0067__labels,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0071__think,r_0036_0001__I,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0071__think,r_0036_1002____star__,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0073__was,r_0036_0066__some_r_0036_0067__labels,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0073__was,r_0036_0074__Tipex,prd).
arc(r_0036_0073__was,r_0036_0076__this_r_0036_0077__one,r_0036_0075__on__nim).
arc(r_0036_0079__make,r_0036_0066__some_r_0036_0067__labels,arg0).
arc(r_0036_0079__make,r_0036_0066__some_r_0036_0067__labels,arg1).
arc(r_0036_0079__make,r_0036_0082__appropriate,prd).
arc(r_0036_0082__appropriate,r_0036_0081__more,qual).
arc(r_0036_1001____star__,r_0036_0018__got,scope_).
arc(r_0036_1001____star__,r_0036_0029__change,restriction_).
arc(r_0036_1002____star__,r_0036_0073__was,scope_).
arc(r_0036_1002____star__,r_0036_0079__make,restriction_).
arc(z_0036_5033,r_0036_0065__stuck,conj1).
arc(z_0036_5033,r_0036_0071__think,conj2).
arc(z_0036_5070,r_0036_0001__I,gen).


IP-MAT NP-SBJ PRO I VBP think CP-THT-OB1 IP-SUB NP-SBJ D;_nphd_ this BEP;~Ln is ADVP-NIM ADV actually NP-PRD NP-GEN PRO;_genm_ my N computer PUNC , PRN IP-MAT NP-SBJ PRO I MD;~cat_Vi can IP-INF-CAT VB tell CP-THT-OB1 IP-SUB NP-SBJ PRO it BEP;~Ln 's NP-PRD NP-GEN PRO;_ppge_ mine PP-SCON P-CONN because IP-ADV NP-SBJ PRO it HVP;~cat_Ve 's IP-PPL-CAT VVN got NP-OB1 ADJP ADJ red NS stickies PP P-ROLE on NP D;_nphd_ some PP P-ROLE of NP D the N function NS keys PUNC , PP-SCON IP-INF TO to VB change NP-OB1 D the NS names PP P-ROLE of NP IP-REL NP-OB1 RPRO what NP-SBJ D those NS buttons DOD did PUNC , PP-SCON P-CONN because IP-ADV NP-SBJ D the N keyboard ILYR ILYR BED;~cat_Ve_passive_ was IP-PPL-CAT NP-LGS * VVN designed PP-NIM P-ROLE for NP NPR ARX CONJP CONJ and ILYR HVD;~Tn had NP-OB1 D some ADJP ADJ weird NS buttons PP P-ROLE on NP PRO it IP-REL C that NP-DSC *T* NP-SBJ Q;_nphd_ nobody ADVP ADV ever VBD knew CP-QUE-OB1 IP-SUB NP-167 WPRO what NP-SBJ PRO they BED;~cat_Ve_passive_ were IP-PPL-CAT NP-LGS * VVN;~Cn.t supposed IP-INF-PRD NP-OB1 *ICH*-167 TO to DO do PUNC , PRN IP-MAT ILYR ILYR ADVP ADV so NP-SBJ PRO we VBD stuck NP-OB1 D some NS labels PP-NIM P-ROLE on PUNC , CONJP ILYR NP-SBJ PRO I VBP think CP-THT-OB1 IP-SUB NP-SBJ PRO it BED;~Ln was NP-PRD N Tipex PP-NIM P-ROLE on NP D this NUM one PP-SCON IP-INF TO to VB make NP-OB1 PRO it ADJP-PRD ADVP ADVR more ADJ appropriate PUNC .
( (IP-MAT (NP-SBJ (PRO I;{I}))
          (VBP think;{think})
          (CP-THT-OB1 (IP-SUB (NP-SBJ (D;_nphd_ this;{this}))
                              (BEP;~Ln is;{be})
                              (ADVP-NIM (ADV actually;{actually}))
                              (NP-PRD (NP-GEN (PRO;_genm_ my;{my}))
                                      (N computer;{computer}))))
          (PUNC ,)
          (PRN (IP-MAT (NP-SBJ (PRO I;{I}))
                       (MD;~cat_Vi can;{can})
                       (IP-INF-CAT (VB tell;{tell})
                                   (CP-THT-OB1 (IP-SUB (NP-SBJ (PRO it;{it}))
                                                       (BEP;~Ln <apos>s;{be})
                                                       (NP-PRD (NP-GEN (PRO;_ppge_ mine;{mine}))))))
                       (PP-SCON (P-CONN because;{because})
                                (IP-ADV (NP-SBJ (PRO it;{it}))
                                        (HVP;~cat_Ve <apos>s;{have})
                                        (IP-PPL-CAT (VVN got;{get})
                                                    (NP-OB1 (ADJP (ADJ red;{red}))
                                                            (NS stickies;{stickies})
                                                            (PP (P-ROLE on;{on})
                                                                (NP (D;_nphd_ some;{some})
                                                                    (PP (P-ROLE of;{of})
                                                                        (NP (D the;{the})
                                                                            (N function;{function})
                                                                            (NS keys;{key}))))))
                                                    (PUNC ,)
                                                    (PP-SCON (IP-INF (TO to;{to})
                                                                     (VB change;{change})
                                                                     (NP-OB1 (D the;{the})
                                                                             (NS names;{name})
                                                                             (PP (P-ROLE of;{of})
                                                                                 (NP (IP-REL (NP-OB1 (RPRO what;{what}))
                                                                                             (NP-SBJ (D those;{those})
                                                                                                     (NS buttons;{button}))
                                                                                             (DOD did;{do}))))))))
                                        (PUNC ,)
                                        (PP-SCON (P-CONN because;{because})
                                                 (IP-ADV (NP-SBJ;{KEYBOARD} (D the;{the})
                                                                            (N keyboard;{keyboard}))
                                                         (ILYR (ILYR (BED;~cat_Ve_passive_ was;{be})
                                                                     (IP-PPL-CAT (NP-LGS *)
                                                                                 (VVN designed;{design})
                                                                                 (PP-NIM (P-ROLE for;{for})
                                                                                         (NP (NPR ARX;{ARX})))))
                                                               (CONJP (CONJ and;{and})
                                                                      (ILYR (HVD;~Tn had;{have})
                                                                            (NP-OB1;{BUTTONS} (D some;{some})
                                                                                              (ADJP (ADJ weird;{weird}))
                                                                                              (NS buttons;{button})
                                                                                              (PP (P-ROLE on;{on})
                                                                                                  (NP;{KEYBOARD} (PRO it;{it})))
                                                                                              (IP-REL (C that;{that})
                                                                                                      (NP-DSC *T*)
                                                                                                      (NP-SBJ (Q;_nphd_ nobody;{nobody}))
                                                                                                      (ADVP (ADV ever;{ever}))
                                                                                                      (VBD knew;{know})
                                                                                                      (CP-QUE-OB1 (IP-SUB (NP-167 (WPRO what;{what}))
                                                                                                                          (NP-SBJ;{BUTTONS} (PRO they;{they}))
                                                                                                                          (BED;~cat_Ve_passive_ were;{be})
                                                                                                                          (IP-PPL-CAT (NP-LGS *)
                                                                                                                                      (VVN;~Cn.t supposed;{suppose})
                                                                                                                                      (IP-INF-PRD (NP-OB1 *ICH*-167)
                                                                                                                                                  (TO to;{to})
                                                                                                                                                  (DO do;{do})))))
                                                                                                      (PUNC ,)
                                                                                                      (PRN (IP-MAT (ILYR (ILYR (ADVP (ADV so;{so}))
                                                                                                                               (NP-SBJ (PRO we;{we}))
                                                                                                                               (VBD stuck;{stick})
                                                                                                                               (NP-OB1;{LABEL} (D some;{some})
                                                                                                                                               (NS labels;{label}))
                                                                                                                               (PP-NIM (P-ROLE on;{on})))
                                                                                                                         (PUNC ,)
                                                                                                                         (CONJP (ILYR (NP-SBJ (PRO I;{I}))
                                                                                                                                      (VBP think;{think})
                                                                                                                                      (CP-THT-OB1 (IP-SUB (NP-SBJ;{LABEL} (PRO it;{it}))
                                                                                                                                                          (BED;~Ln was;{be})
                                                                                                                                                          (NP-PRD (N Tipex;{tipex}))
                                                                                                                                                          (PP-NIM (P-ROLE on;{on})
                                                                                                                                                                  (NP (D this;{this})
                                                                                                                                                                      (NUM one;{one})))
                                                                                                                                                          (PP-SCON (IP-INF (TO to;{to})
                                                                                                                                                                           (VB make;{make})
                                                                                                                                                                           (NP-OB1;{LABEL} (PRO it;{it}))
                                                                                                                                                                           (ADJP-PRD (ADVP (ADVR more;{more}))
                                                                                                                                                                                     (ADJ appropriate;{appropriate}))))))))))))))))))))))
          (PUNC .))
  (ID 36_a_paulfellows))