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43_a_paulfellows
One of my funny stories is trying to debug the interface between Tony's software and the keyboard, myself and Stuart and Tony and Bruce (Brian Cockburn) were there all night trying to get this damn thing to work, because the guys who made the keyboard had got this fantastically useless protocol that they'd come up with.

0043_0001__One one 0043_0005__stories stories 0043_0001__One->0043_0005__stories of 0043_0003__my my 0043_0005__stories->0043_0003__my [gen] 0043_0004__funny funny 0043_0005__stories->0043_0004__funny [attrib] 0043_0006__is is 0043_0006__is->0043_0001__One [arg0] 0043_0007__trying trying 0043_0006__is->0043_0007__trying [prd] 0043_0044__because because 0043_0006__is->0043_0044__because [prn] 0043_0009__debug debug 0043_0007__trying->0043_0009__debug [clr] z_0043_5039 _ 0043_0007__trying->z_0043_5039 [arg0] 0043_0051__had had 0043_0044__because->0043_0051__had [restriction] 0043_1001____sta_ _*_ 0043_0044__because->0043_1001____sta_ [scope] 0043_0009__debug->z_0043_5039 [arg0] 0043_0010__the_0043_0011__interface the_interface 0043_0009__debug->0043_0010__the_0043_0011__interface [arg1] 0043_0016__and and 0043_0010__the_0043_0011__interface->0043_0016__and between 0043_0015__software software 0043_0016__and->0043_0015__software [conj1] 0043_0017__the_0043_0018__keyboard the_keyboard 0043_0016__and->0043_0017__the_0043_0018__keyboard [conj2] 0043_0013__Tony tony 0043_0015__software->0043_0013__Tony [gen] 0043_0021__and and 0043_0020__myself myself 0043_0021__and->0043_0020__myself [conj1] 0043_0022__Stuart stuart 0043_0021__and->0043_0022__Stuart [conj2] 0043_0023__and and 0043_0023__and->0043_0021__and [conj1] 0043_0025__and and 0043_0023__and->0043_0025__and [conj2] 0043_0024__Tony tony 0043_0025__and->0043_0024__Tony [conj1] 0043_0026__Bruce bruce 0043_0025__and->0043_0026__Bruce [conj2] 0043_0031__were_0043_0032__there were_there 0043_0031__were_0043_0032__there->0043_0023__and [arg0] 0043_0034__night night 0043_0031__were_0043_0032__there->0043_0034__night [nim] 0043_0033__all all[quant] 0043_0033__all->0043_0031__were_0043_0032__there [scope] 0043_0033__all->0043_0034__night [restriction] 0043_0035__trying trying 0043_0035__trying->0043_0023__and [arg0] 0043_0037__get get 0043_0035__trying->0043_0037__get [clr] 0043_0037__get->0043_0023__and [arg0] 0043_0038__this_0043_0040__thing this_thing 0043_0037__get->0043_0038__this_0043_0040__thing [arg1] 0043_0042__work work 0043_0037__get->0043_0042__work [prd] 0043_0039__damn damn 0043_0038__this_0043_0040__thing->0043_0039__damn [attrib] z_0043_5030 _ 0043_0042__work->z_0043_5030 [arg0] 0043_0052__got got 0043_0051__had->0043_0052__got [scope] 0043_1001____sta_->0043_0033__all [scope] 0043_1001____sta_->0043_0035__trying [restriction] 0043_0048__made made 0043_0045__the_0043_0046__guys the_guys 0043_0048__made->0043_0045__the_0043_0046__guys [arg0] 0043_0049__the_0043_0050__keyboard the_keyboard 0043_0048__made->0043_0049__the_0043_0050__keyboard [arg1] 0043_0052__got->0043_0045__the_0043_0046__guys [arg0] 0043_0053__this_0043_0056__protocol this_protocol 0043_0052__got->0043_0053__this_0043_0056__protocol [arg1] 0043_0055__useless useless 0043_0053__this_0043_0056__protocol->0043_0055__useless [attrib] 0043_0054__fantastically fantastically 0043_0055__useless->0043_0054__fantastically [qual] 0043_0059'd 'd 0043_0060__come_0043_0061__up come_up 0043_0059'd->0043_0060__come_0043_0061__up [scope] 0043_0060__come_0043_0061__up->0043_0045__the_0043_0046__guys [arg0] 0043_0060__come_0043_0061__up->0043_0053__this_0043_0056__protocol with[clr] z_0043_5008 _ z_0043_5008->0043_0026__Bruce [arg0] 0043_0028__Brian_0043_0029__Cockburn brian_cockburn z_0043_5008->0043_0028__Brian_0043_0029__Cockburn [prd] 
arc(r_0043_0001__One,r_0043_0005__stories,r_0043_0002__of).
arc(r_0043_0005__stories,r_0043_0003__my,gen).
arc(r_0043_0005__stories,r_0043_0004__funny,attrib).
arc(r_0043_0006__is,r_0043_0001__One,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0006__is,r_0043_0007__trying,prd).
arc(r_0043_0006__is,r_0043_0044__because,prn).
arc(r_0043_0007__trying,r_0043_0009__debug,clr).
arc(r_0043_0007__trying,z_0043_5039,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0009__debug,r_0043_0010__the_r_0043_0011__interface,arg1).
arc(r_0043_0009__debug,z_0043_5039,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0010__the_r_0043_0011__interface,r_0043_0016__and,r_0043_0012__between).
arc(r_0043_0015__software,r_0043_0013__Tony,gen).
arc(r_0043_0016__and,r_0043_0015__software,conj1).
arc(r_0043_0016__and,r_0043_0017__the_r_0043_0018__keyboard,conj2).
arc(r_0043_0021__and,r_0043_0020__myself,coord_conj1).
arc(r_0043_0021__and,r_0043_0022__Stuart,coord_conj2).
arc(r_0043_0023__and,r_0043_0021__and,conj1).
arc(r_0043_0023__and,r_0043_0025__and,conj2).
arc(r_0043_0025__and,r_0043_0024__Tony,coord_conj1).
arc(r_0043_0025__and,r_0043_0026__Bruce,coord_conj2).
arc(r_0043_0031__were_r_0043_0032__there,r_0043_0023__and,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0031__were_r_0043_0032__there,r_0043_0034__night,nim).
arc(r_0043_0033__all__quant,r_0043_0031__were_r_0043_0032__there,scope).
arc(r_0043_0033__all__quant,r_0043_0034__night,restriction).
arc(r_0043_0035__trying,r_0043_0023__and,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0035__trying,r_0043_0037__get,clr).
arc(r_0043_0037__get,r_0043_0023__and,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0037__get,r_0043_0038__this_r_0043_0040__thing,arg1).
arc(r_0043_0037__get,r_0043_0042__work,prd).
arc(r_0043_0038__this_r_0043_0040__thing,r_0043_0039__damn,attrib).
arc(r_0043_0042__work,z_0043_5030,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0044__because,r_0043_0051__had,restriction_).
arc(r_0043_0044__because,r_0043_1001____star__,scope_).
arc(r_0043_0048__made,r_0043_0045__the_r_0043_0046__guys,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0048__made,r_0043_0049__the_r_0043_0050__keyboard,arg1).
arc(r_0043_0051__had,r_0043_0052__got,keep_scope).
arc(r_0043_0052__got,r_0043_0045__the_r_0043_0046__guys,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0052__got,r_0043_0053__this_r_0043_0056__protocol,arg1).
arc(r_0043_0053__this_r_0043_0056__protocol,r_0043_0055__useless,attrib).
arc(r_0043_0055__useless,r_0043_0054__fantastically,qual).
arc(r_0043_0059___apos_d,r_0043_0060__come_r_0043_0061__up,keep_scope).
arc(r_0043_0060__come_r_0043_0061__up,r_0043_0045__the_r_0043_0046__guys,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0060__come_r_0043_0061__up,r_0043_0053__this_r_0043_0056__protocol,r_0043_0062__with__clr).
arc(r_0043_1001____star__,r_0043_0033__all__quant,scope_).
arc(r_0043_1001____star__,r_0043_0035__trying,restriction_).
arc(z_0043_5008,r_0043_0026__Bruce,arg0).
arc(z_0043_5008,r_0043_0028__Brian_r_0043_0029__Cockburn,prd).

IP-MAT NP-SBJ NUM One PP P-ROLE of NP NP-GEN PRO;_genm_ my ADJP ADJ funny NS stories BEP;~equ_Vg is IP-PPL-PRD VAG;~It trying IP-INF-CLR TO to VB;~Tn debug NP-OB1 D the N interface PP P-ROLE between NP NLYR NLYR NP-GEN NPR Tony GENM 's N software CONJP CONJ and NLYR D the N keyboard PUNC , PRN IP-MAT NP-SBJ NLYR NLYR NLYR NLYR PNX myself CONJP CONJ and NLYR NPR Stuart CONJP CONJ and NLYR NLYR NLYR NPR Tony CONJP CONJ and NLYR NPR Bruce PULB -LRB- PRN NP NPR Brian NPR Cockburn PURB -RRB- BED;~Ip were ADVP-CLR ADV there NP-NIM Q all N night PP-SCON IP-PPL VAG;~It trying IP-INF-CLR TO to VB;~Cn.t get NP-OB1 D this ADJP ADJ damn N thing IP-INF-PRD TO to VB;~I work PUNC , PP-SCON P-CONN because IP-ADV NP-SBJ D the NS guys IP-REL NP-SBJ RPRO who VBD;~Tn made NP-OB1 D the N keyboard HVD;~cat_Ve had IP-PPL-CAT VVN;~Tn got NP-OB1 D this ADJP ADVP ADV fantastically ADJ useless N protocol IP-REL C that NP-SBJ PRO they HVD;~cat_Ve 'd IP-PPL-CAT VVN come RP up PP-CLR P-ROLE with NP *T* PUNC . 
( (IP-MAT (NP-SBJ (NUM One;{one})
                  (PP (P-ROLE of;{of})
                      (NP (NP-GEN (PRO;_genm_ my;{my}))
                          (ADJP (ADJ funny;{funny}))
                          (NS stories;{story}))))
          (BEP;~equ_Vg is;{be})
          (IP-PPL-PRD (VAG;~It trying;{try})
                      (IP-INF-CLR (TO to;{to})
                                  (VB;~Tn debug;{debug})
                                  (NP-OB1 (D the;{the})
                                          (N interface;{interface})
                                          (PP (P-ROLE between;{between})
                                              (NP (NLYR (NLYR (NP-GEN (NPR Tony;{Tony})
                                                                      (GENM <apos>s))
                                                              (N software;{software}))
                                                        (CONJP (CONJ and;{and})
                                                               (NLYR (D the;{the})
                                                                     (N keyboard;{keyboard})))))))))
          (PUNC ,)
          (PRN (IP-MAT (NP-SBJ (NLYR (NLYR (NLYR (NLYR (PNX myself;{myself}))
                                                 (CONJP (CONJ and;{and})
                                                        (NLYR (NPR Stuart;{Stuart})))))
                                     (CONJP (CONJ and;{and})
                                            (NLYR (NLYR (NLYR (NPR Tony;{Tony}))
                                                        (CONJP (CONJ and;{and})
                                                               (NLYR (NPR Bruce;{Bruce})
                                                                     (PULB -LRB-)
                                                                     (PRN (NP (NPR Brian;{Brian})
                                                                              (NPR Cockburn;{Cockburn})))
                                                                     (PURB -RRB-))))))))
                       (BED;~Ip were;{be})
                       (ADVP-CLR (ADV there;{there}))
                       (NP-NIM (Q all;{all})
                               (N night;{night}))
                       (PP-SCON (IP-PPL (VAG;~It trying;{try})
                                        (IP-INF-CLR (TO to;{to})
                                                    (VB;~Cn.t get;{get})
                                                    (NP-OB1 (D this;{this})
                                                            (ADJP (ADJ damn;{damn}))
                                                            (N thing;{thing}))
                                                    (IP-INF-PRD (TO to;{to})
                                                                (VB;~I work;{work})))))
                       (PUNC ,)
                       (PP-SCON (P-CONN because;{because})
                                (IP-ADV (NP-SBJ;{GUYS} (D the;{the})
                                                       (NS guys;{guy})
                                                       (IP-REL (NP-SBJ (RPRO who;{who}))
                                                               (VBD;~Tn made;{make})
                                                               (NP-OB1 (D the;{the})
                                                                       (N keyboard;{keyboard}))))
                                        (HVD;~cat_Ve had;{have})
                                        (IP-PPL-CAT (VVN;~Tn got;{get})
                                                    (NP-OB1 (D this;{this})
                                                            (ADJP (ADVP (ADV fantastically;{fantastically}))
                                                                  (ADJ useless;{useless}))
                                                            (N protocol;{protocol})
                                                            (IP-REL (C that;{that})
                                                                    (NP-SBJ;{GUYS} (PRO they;{they}))
                                                                    (HVD;~cat_Ve <apos>d;{have})
                                                                    (IP-PPL-CAT (VVN come;{come})
                                                                                (RP up;{up})
                                                                                (PP-CLR (P-ROLE with;{with})
                                                                                        (NP *T*))))))))))
          (PUNC .))
  (ID 43_a_paulfellows))