43_a_paulfellows
One of my funny stories is trying to debug the interface between Tony 's software and the keyboard , myself and Stuart and Tony and Bruce ( Brian Cockburn ) were there all night trying to get this damn thing to work , because the guys who made the keyboard had got this fantastically useless protocol that they 'd come up with .

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arc(r_0043_0001__One,r_0043_0005__stories,r_0043_0002__of).
arc(r_0043_0005__stories,r_0043_0003__my,genv).
arc(r_0043_0005__stories,r_0043_0004__funny,attrib).
arc(r_0043_0006__is,r_0043_0001__One,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0006__is,r_0043_0007__trying_r_0043_0009__debug,prd2).
arc(r_0043_0006__is,r_0043_0033__all__quant,prn_comment).
arc(r_0043_0007__trying_r_0043_0009__debug,r_0043_0010__the_r_0043_0011__interface,arg1).
arc(r_0043_0010__the_r_0043_0011__interface,r_0043_0016__and,r_0043_0012__between).
arc(r_0043_0015__software,r_0043_0013__Tony,genv).
arc(r_0043_0016__and,r_0043_0015__software,conj1).
arc(r_0043_0016__and,r_0043_0017__the_r_0043_0018__keyboard,conj2).
arc(r_0043_0021__and,r_0043_0003__my,coord_conj1).
arc(r_0043_0021__and,r_0043_0022__Stuart,coord_conj2).
arc(r_0043_0023__and,r_0043_0021__and,conj1).
arc(r_0043_0023__and,r_0043_0025__and,conj2).
arc(r_0043_0025__and,r_0043_0024__Tony,coord_conj1).
arc(r_0043_0025__and,r_0043_0026__Bruce,coord_conj2).
arc(r_0043_0028__Brian_r_0043_0029__Cockburn,r_0043_0026__Bruce,prn).
arc(r_0043_0031__were,r_0043_0023__and,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0031__were,r_0043_0032__there,prd2_loc).
arc(r_0043_0031__were,r_0043_0034__night,tmp).
arc(r_0043_0033__all__quant,r_0043_0034__night,restriction).
arc(r_0043_0033__all__quant,z_0043_1022__cnt,scope).
arc(r_0043_0035__trying_r_0043_0037__get,r_0043_0023__and,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0035__trying_r_0043_0037__get,r_0043_0038__this_r_0043_0040__thing,arg1).
arc(r_0043_0035__trying_r_0043_0037__get,r_0043_0042__work,prd).
arc(r_0043_0038__this_r_0043_0040__thing,r_0043_0039__damn,attrib).
arc(r_0043_0044__because_cnt,r_0043_0031__were,scope_).
arc(r_0043_0044__because_cnt,r_0043_0051__had_r_0043_0052__got,restriction_).
arc(r_0043_0048__made,r_0043_0045__the_r_0043_0046__guys,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0048__made,r_0043_0049__the_r_0043_0050__keyboard,arg1).
arc(r_0043_0051__had_r_0043_0052__got,r_0043_0045__the_r_0043_0046__guys,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0051__had_r_0043_0052__got,r_0043_0053__this_r_0043_0056__protocol,arg1).
arc(r_0043_0053__this_r_0043_0056__protocol,r_0043_0055__useless,attrib).
arc(r_0043_0055__useless,r_0043_0054__fantastically,qual).
arc(r_0043_0059___apos_d_r_0043_0060__come_r_0043_0061__up,r_0043_0045__the_r_0043_0046__guys,arg0).
arc(r_0043_0059___apos_d_r_0043_0060__come_r_0043_0061__up,r_0043_0053__this_r_0043_0056__protocol,r_0043_0062__with__clr).
arc(z_0043_1022__cnt,r_0043_0035__trying_r_0043_0037__get,restriction_).
arc(z_0043_1022__cnt,r_0043_0044__because_cnt,scope_).


IP-MAT NP-SBJ NUM One PP P-ROLE of NP NP-GENV PRO;_genm_ my ADJP ADJ funny NS stories BEP;~equ_Vg is IP-PPL-PRD2 VAG;~cat_Vt trying IP-INF-CAT TO to VB;~Tn debug NP-OB1 D the N interface PP P-ROLE between NP NLYR NP NP-GENV NPR Tony GENM 's N software CONJP CONJ and NP D the N keyboard PUNC , PRN IP-MAT NP-SBJ NLYR NP NLYR NP PNX myself CONJP CONJ and NP NPR Stuart CONJP CONJ and NP NLYR NP NPR Tony CONJP CONJ and NP NPR Bruce PULB -LRB- PRN NP NPR Brian NPR Cockburn PURB -RRB- BED;~La were ADVP-PRD2-LOC ADV there NP-TMP Q all N night PP-SCON-CNT IP-PPL VAG;~cat_Vt trying IP-INF-CAT TO to VB;~Cn.t get NP-OB1 D this ADJP ADJ damn N thing IP-INF-PRD TO to VB;~I work PUNC , PP-SCON-CNT P-CONN because IP-ADV NP-SBJ D the NS guys IP-REL NP-SBJ RPRO who VBD;~Tn made NP-OB1 D the N keyboard HVD;~cat_Ve had IP-PPL-CAT VVN;~Tn got NP-OB1 D this ADJP ADVP ADV fantastically ADJ useless N protocol IP-REL NP-182 RPRO that NP-SBJ PRO they HVD;~cat_Ve 'd IP-PPL-CAT VVN come RP up PP-CLR P-ROLE with NP *ICH*-182 PUNC .
( (IP-MAT (NP-SBJ (NUM One;{one})
                  (PP (P-ROLE of;{of})
                      (NP (NP-GENV (PRO;_genm_ my;{my}))
                          (ADJP (ADJ funny;{funny}))
                          (NS stories;{story}))))
          (BEP;~equ_Vg is;{be})
          (IP-PPL-PRD2 (VAG;~cat_Vt trying;{try})
                       (IP-INF-CAT (TO to;{to})
                                   (VB;~Tn debug;{debug})
                                   (NP-OB1 (D the;{the})
                                           (N interface;{interface})
                                           (PP (P-ROLE between;{between})
                                               (NP (NLYR (NP (NP-GENV (NPR Tony;{Tony})
                                                                      (GENM <apos>s))
                                                             (N software;{software}))
                                                         (CONJP (CONJ and;{and})
                                                                (NP (D the;{the})
                                                                    (N keyboard;{keyboard})))))))))
          (PUNC ,)
          (PRN (IP-MAT (NP-SBJ (NLYR (NP (NLYR (NP (PNX myself;{myself}))
                                               (CONJP (CONJ and;{and})
                                                      (NP (NPR Stuart;{Stuart})))))
                                     (CONJP (CONJ and;{and})
                                            (NP (NLYR (NP (NPR Tony;{Tony}))
                                                      (CONJP (CONJ and;{and})
                                                             (NP (NPR Bruce;{Bruce})
                                                                 (PULB -LRB-)
                                                                 (PRN (NP (NPR Brian;{Brian})
                                                                          (NPR Cockburn;{Cockburn})))
                                                                 (PURB -RRB-))))))))
                       (BED;~La were;{be})
                       (ADVP-PRD2-LOC (ADV there;{there}))
                       (NP-TMP (Q all;{all})
                               (N night;{night}))
                       (PP-SCON-CNT (IP-PPL (VAG;~cat_Vt trying;{try})
                                            (IP-INF-CAT (TO to;{to})
                                                        (VB;~Cn.t get;{get})
                                                        (NP-OB1 (D this;{this})
                                                                (ADJP (ADJ damn;{damn}))
                                                                (N thing;{thing}))
                                                        (IP-INF-PRD (TO to;{to})
                                                                    (VB;~I work;{work})))))
                       (PUNC ,)
                       (PP-SCON-CNT (P-CONN because;{because})
                                    (IP-ADV (NP-SBJ;{GUYS} (D the;{the})
                                                           (NS guys;{guy})
                                                           (IP-REL (NP-SBJ (RPRO who;{who}))
                                                                   (VBD;~Tn made;{make})
                                                                   (NP-OB1 (D the;{the})
                                                                           (N keyboard;{keyboard}))))
                                            (HVD;~cat_Ve had;{have})
                                            (IP-PPL-CAT (VVN;~Tn got;{get})
                                                        (NP-OB1 (D this;{this})
                                                                (ADJP (ADVP (ADV fantastically;{fantastically}))
                                                                      (ADJ useless;{useless}))
                                                                (N protocol;{protocol})
                                                                (IP-REL (NP-182 (RPRO that;{that}))
                                                                        (NP-SBJ;{GUYS} (PRO they;{they}))
                                                                        (HVD;~cat_Ve <apos>d;{have})
                                                                        (IP-PPL-CAT (VVN come;{come})
                                                                                    (RP up;{up})
                                                                                    (PP-CLR (P-ROLE with;{with})
                                                                                            (NP *ICH*-182))))))))))
          (PUNC .))
  (ID 43_a_paulfellows))