Top    a_genieus

title Genie-us
author Louise Cooper
date 2002
source From ‘Short and Scary’ published by Oxford University Press. ISBN 0 19 278190 1

1Genie-us by Louise Cooper
2‘If you want to marry my daughter,’ said the king, ‘you must prove yourself worthy of her hand.’
3‘Anything!’ cried the poor young man.
4‘I love the princess, and I will brave any peril for her!’
5The princess stood behind the throne, crying.
6‘Right then,’ said the king. ‘You must climb to the top of the Ice Mountain, and fetch the magic lamp that a wicked rival stole from me.’
7‘I'll do it!’ the young man declared, and rushed from the throne room.
8The king chuckled.
9‘That's fixed him!
10The cheek of it - poor as a church mouse, and weedy too, and he thinks he's good enough to marry my daughter!
11Well, he won't be back!’
12The princess was still crying.
13The young man might have been poor and weedy, but his love for the princess gave him courage.
14He struggled up the freezing, slippery slopes of the Ice Mountain.
15And he found the wicked rival's hideaway, where the magic lamp was hidden.
16(Luckily, the rival was away at the time.)
17Holding the lamp, he wondered what sort of magic it could do.
18You were supposed to rub magic lamps, weren't you?
19Well, then...
20He rubbed the lamp.
21And - WHOOSH!
22A cloud of purple smoke burst out, and a genie appeared.
23The genie was tall and handsome and proud.
24He said, ‘Who are you?’
25‘I'm a poor young man who loves the princess. And when I take the magic lamp, with you in it, back to the king, he'll let me marry her,’ said the young man happily.
26‘In your dreams!’ snorted the genie.
27He reached out and grabbed the young man.
28‘I've been in that lamp for a hundred years, and I'm fed up with it!
29So you can take my place - in you go!’
30And with another puff of smoke, the young man vanished into the lamp.
31The genie picked up the lamp, grabbed a magic carpet that was rolled up in a corner, and told it to take him to the palace.
32‘I've brought your lamp,’ he announced as he strode into the throne room.
33‘It isn't magic any more.
34But I am.
35And I claim your daughter's hand in marriage!’
36The king looked at the genie.
37Tall and handsome, and magic, too!
38‘That's more like it!’ he said, and turned to the princess, ‘Daughter, this is your future husband!’
39The princess stopped crying.
40‘Oh, goody!’ she said.
41‘I was so afraid I'd have to marry that poor, weedy creep instead!’